Pledge the ultimate allegiance to your Dark Lord on your flesh! Safe to use on servants of all sizes: babies, kids and grown hoomans.
Easy to apply, just use water
Safe & non-toxant
FDA certified colorants
Lasts about 3 days
Shipping & Returns
The Dark Lord is an internet sensation known to the world as the darkest hairless (Sphynx) cat with unforgettable human-like knees. At first, we, his humans (AKA the lusty wenches), began posting photos on his Instagram for our family in New York. Fast forward some months and millions of views later, the Dark Lord has expanded his kingdom to include servants worldwide!
In April 2018, he ordered his wenches to open this online store where his servants can enjoy special Dark Lord merchandise in his honor. We work endlessly to continue creating content for the kingdom as well as expanding the collection of merchandise from home decor to clothing, and soon enough pets. If you haven’t already, join the dark side where sinners are celebrated!
We work with several shipping carriers to get you the best shipping rates live! All shipping rates are calculated based on weight during checkout. Curious about the exact cost of shipping? Add to cart and head to checkout to see more.
🌎The Dark Lord ships worldwide! 🌎
If you have questions or are not completely satisfied with a purchase, email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or call us at 323-763-0397, we offer immediate customer support.