Want to get personal with your Dark Lord?
You're in luck because your generous Lord has a few ways of gracing you with his evil presence. See all the ways you can kiss the royal paw and admire his sexy knees in real life below.
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Upcoming Meet & Greets
This summer, TDL will be at the two most important cat conventions in North America! Come hang with him and us Lusty Wenches in person alongside some of your other favorite famous cats.
June 29th & 30th
(Los Angeles, CA)
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