Beach Towel | Blue

Beach Towel | Blue

Regular price $39.95 Sale

Let those on the beach know who you're affiliated with and to not block your sun or else! This soft and cozy towel is the purrfect cushion to tan your peasant bodies. Do the beach in style this summer! The Dark Lord is obviously packing heat!

• Available in: 30”x60”
• 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
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The Dark Lord is an internet sensation known to the world as the darkest hairless (Sphynx) cat with unforgettable human-like knees. At first, we, his humans (AKA the lusty wenches), began posting photos on his Instagram for our family in New York. Fast forward some months and millions of views later, the Dark Lord has expanded his kingdom to include servants worldwide!

In April 2018, he ordered his wenches to open this online store where his servants can enjoy special Dark Lord merchandise in his honor. We work endlessly to continue creating content for the kingdom as well as expanding the collection of merchandise from home decor to clothing, and soon enough pets. If you haven’t already, join the dark side where sinners are celebrated!  

We work with several shipping carriers to get you the best shipping rates live! All shipping rates are calculated based on weight during checkout. Curious about the exact cost of shipping? Add to cart and head to checkout to see more. 

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If you have questions or are not completely satisfied with a purchase, email us at admin@thedarklord.shop or call us at 323-763-0397we offer immediate customer support.