Personalized Greeting Video

Personalized Greeting Video

Regular price $49.99 Sale

The Dark Lord's benevolence should come as no surprise. As many a servant are gifting and recruiting their loved ones into his dark kingdom, the ultimate gift is to be addressed by the Lord directly, on a first-name basis! 

  Don't miss your opportunity to get a message that will last your lifetime! 


  • Once ordered, a lusty wench will email you for details you wish to include in your personal message
  • Great for birthdays, holidays, graduations and more!
  • Video length: up to 30 seconds or less
  • Delivery: all videos are guaranteed via email 
  • *Phone shown above not included 
  • About Us
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The Dark Lord is an internet sensation known to the world as the darkest hairless (Sphynx) cat with unforgettable human-like knees. At first, we, his humans (AKA the lusty wenches), began posting photos on his Instagram for our family in New York. Fast forward some months and millions of views later, the Dark Lord has expanded his kingdom to include servants worldwide!

In April 2018, he ordered his wenches to open this online store where his servants can enjoy special Dark Lord merchandise in his honor. We work endlessly to continue creating content for the kingdom as well as expanding the collection of merchandise from home decor to clothing, and soon enough pets. If you haven’t already, join the dark side where sinners are celebrated!  

We work with several shipping carriers to get you the best shipping rates live! All shipping rates are calculated based on weight during checkout. Curious about the exact cost of shipping? Add to cart and head to checkout to see more. 

🌎The Dark Lord ships worldwide! 🌎

If you have questions or are not completely satisfied with a purchase, email us at or call us at 323-763-0397we offer immediate customer support.