The Adventures Of The Dark Lord Cat E-book

The Adventures Of The Dark Lord Cat E-book

Regular price $9.95 Sale

My first-ever children's book is here! Follow the adventures of your Dark Lord as I plot to take over the world with Sister Nixie by my side, filled with cover-to-cover illustrations.

Even though this is a children's book, we recommend it for animal and adult servants alike! 

  • Digital PDF only
  • Formatted for all devices 
  • You will receive the ebook immediately file upon purchase
  • One download per purchase
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The Dark Lord is an internet sensation known to the world as the darkest hairless (Sphynx) cat with unforgettable human-like knees. At first, we, his humans (AKA the lusty wenches), began posting photos on his Instagram for our family in New York. Fast forward some months and millions of views later, the Dark Lord has expanded his kingdom to include servants worldwide!

In April 2018, he ordered his wenches to open this online store where his servants can enjoy special Dark Lord merchandise in his honor. We work endlessly to continue creating content for the kingdom as well as expanding the collection of merchandise from home decor to clothing, and soon enough pets. If you haven’t already, join the dark side where sinners are celebrated!  

We work with several shipping carriers to get you the best shipping rates live! All shipping rates are calculated based on weight during checkout. Curious about the exact cost of shipping? Add to cart and head to checkout to see more. 

🌎The Dark Lord ships worldwide! 🌎

If you have questions or are not completely satisfied with a purchase, email us at or call us at 323-763-0397we offer immediate customer support.