WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE

Is it my knees? Perhaps it's my evil glare? Whatever brought you over to the dark side and enticed you to serve me, welcome to my kingdom! By now you should know I have a team of lusty wenches and a slave dog at my disposal, which is how I am able to bring you the finest merchandise. 

Have a look at some of my newest additions to the Dark Lord collection as well as best sellers, fitting for worshipers of all kinds.

Just Restocked!

The Adventures Of The Dark Lord Cat E-book
The Adventures Of The Dark Lord Cat E-book
$9.95
Send Nudes Pin
Send Nudes Pin
$14.99
Sexy Knees Magnet
Sexy Knees Magnet
$7.99
The Dark Lord Pin
The Dark Lord Pin
$14.99
Sexy Knees Sticker
Sexy Knees Sticker
$4.99
Servant of the Dark Lord Patch
Servant of the Dark Lord Patch
$8.99
Try Me Mug
Try Me Mug
$18.99
Mug of Destruction
Mug of Destruction
$18.99

A Word from Loyal Servants

The Dark Lord may be a strict master, but his customer service team is impeccable. Great service and a fantastic product.

Zendyn D.

I wore it out yesterday and got alot of looks....and compliments. 

Cary C.

Thank you my lord, my best friend will love this 🖤

Saraya H.

Love it. Colors are rich and glossy. Has some good weight to it. Quality piece.

Kyle G.

I wanted it right meow, and it arrived very quickly and as described. Delightful item!

Lana K.

Excellent product, helping me serve the Dark Lord while being stylish.

Jennifer C.

Great quality, comfy - very happy with my purchase. Thank you!

Isobel N.